Anywayz here's a sample of (about 10 percent of what needs treatment):
Zak: I didn't shoot it and it went out of bounds, I passed it and it went out of bounds... but I got it.
Ben: But I just watched you shoot it out of bounds.
Zak: Ya but I just got it.
Ben: It is our ball.
Zak: Ya.
You just can't write shit this good. I'll post more if there's an interest.